Monthly Archive for October, 2008

Mad Science! Vector Art Challenge

If you need affordable, royalty-free stock art, iStockphoto is a good place to start looking. Each month they also have a challenge for their contributing artists and this month’s topic was MAD SCIENCE! Check out the link and scroll through the messages to see some of the maniacal results. Some of my favorites:

Also, here is a list of mad scientist from Wikipedia.

Undead Decapods

Greetings, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Marina! I am your ghost. Kindly motor forward and make room for everyone. There’s no reversing course now.

Fisherman tell tales of the eerie burblings of the ghost crabs and many a marine biologist knows the fearsome diaphanous form of the skeleton shrimp. But we begin our journey far from the briny depths, beginning here in a driveway near the home of one Mr. Peter William Eaves. While excavating the pavement, workers came across a curious and remarkable sight: an UNLUCKY number of crabs clawing their way up out of the ground. Read and watch as the astonishing tale is told:

While digging over a driveway, some workmen I know came across 13 living crabs. They were in a small, sealed chamber around 25 centimetres below the surface of the drive, which was surfaced with sand and gravel over a subsoil of pure sand and laid about 80 years ago. There have been no excavations on the site for at least 40 years. Most of the crabs are around 7 centimetres across, and a barnacle on the shell of one suggests they came from the sea. The nearest seawater - an estuary - is around 4 kilometres away and the sea itself considerably further.

I sense that you may not be totally convinced regarding the full veracity of Mr. Peter William Eaves claims. Is this truly a case of ancient undead crustaceans? Or is it merely a hoax, the combination of imagination and the discarded left-overs of a low country boil gone bad? I cannot say, but before you dismiss the story completely, consider this TRUE TALE of crab zombification.

In the darkness of the oceans live legendary creatures, from the mighty leviathans to the clasping krakens. But for a crab, the swift death of a closing maw or tentacle embrace would be welcomed compared to the fetid fate that awaits them if infected by the much smaller but much more monstrous RHIZOCEPHALAN. Also known as the SACCULINAN, these insidious beasts begin life innocently enough as innocuous larvae. But once settled on the crab’s carapace, they burrow in and begin sending out living, mind-controlling tendrils throughout the body of the crab host. They sap the crab of strength and force it to brood their feculent spawn. The crab cannot molt, or reproduce or burble for help and in every respect becomes a zombie slave.

But while horrifying in its own right, this still does not explain how undead driveway crabs could go unnoticed for so long? So let us leave the murky depths and turn to ROME, where we find that for millennia crabs have lived there almost unnoticed beneath the Romans’ noses. Since the reign of Trajan’s mighty empire, freshwater crabs have inhabited the canals and cloacas of Rome’s ruins, and what is more, they appear to be growing to GIGANTIC proportions. Perhaps it is no surprise that these creatures are thought to be another forgotten gift of the Greeks.

Well it appears we made it to the dock safely after all, although a little wet and still perplexed about the true nature of the undead driveway crabs. Please exit to your left and be sure to visit the a-scary-um. And Happy Halloween!

Toonsday: CephaLOLpod at Odd-fish.net

Cartoon of a blowfish and an octopus sitting at a bar [273x285, 36K]
Panel 1 from the Barfly,© Phillip Blackman, odd-fish.net

You remember that Web comic I tried to start a couple of times? Well, if I had talent and more perseverance it would still not be half as good as Odd-fish, a comic by Phillip Blackman starring an octopus named Lovecraft and a pufferfish named Howard.

The funny thing is, when I thought about starting Pucker & Bloat, I originally considered using an octopus and a blowfish as the main characters. Guess that’s just proof that odd minds sink alike.

Below are a few of my favorite Odd-Fish so far. Start printing them out to add to you cubicle.

How many cephalopods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What happens when you cross Elizabeth Banks, energy conservation and a cephalopod non sequitur? You get the unscrewing of America.

Is That a Beagle in Your Pocket?

I am embarrased to admit it, but I am reading On The Origin of Species for the first time. I downloaded a copy of it to my iPhone using an e-reader called Stanza. I’ve read books this way before on my old Palm Tungsten and do not find the experience displeasurable. Some do. As Doctorow wrote, it helps to remember that, at this point in technological development, ebooks are still neither e nor book. But I have not tried a Kindle yet, so maybe that is better or more different but I suspect not. Anyway, I expect the percentage of people who object to evolution without having read this text is pretty high.

Simultaneous to my purusal of Chuck D, I am listening to an audio adaptation of John Darnton’s The Darwin Conspiracy. It is a fictionalized account of Darwin’s life, and historical liberties aside, it is well worth the cost of checking it out from the library. If you are stuck waiting in an airport (as I am) it won’t disappoint. The narration is split between the 1800s and the present day. The contemporaneous section follows a scientist who washes out of a research project in the Galapagos, among other set backs. It is a character type I’ve come across on a couple of occasions recently, namely the reluctant/dispassionate/incompetent scientist. It seems an especially weak trope and belies my experience. More on that when I am back to terra familia.

Crabby Chic

Pictured below are a couple snaps from the Waterman’s Museum giftshop in Yorktown, VA. They’re selling art works from organicvase.com. The idea is clever enough: take some decorative pots and jars, leave them in the ocean long enough to let the benthic critters settle, giving each a unique, distressed apperance. They collect them after a few months, clean them up and sell each object for around $100-$200 a piece. Voila, crabby chic!

Seems sustainable and a better valuation of nautical novelties than the discount bin of seashells at my local drugstore. Not that I’d buy one. I’d prefer to make my own. :)

Maritime Moblogging

Mariner’s Museum, conservation wing - Cornwallis cannon. Also here (but not pictured) is the revolutionary turret from the Civil War era USS Monitor. The museum looks every bit of its multi-million construction cost. Very spiffy.

Virginia Territory

Travelling to the Tidewater region of Virginia this week. It is a business trip but it will include stops at the Mariner’s Museum and Nauticus. Hope to try some moblogging along the way. Anyone have sugestions for sights to see or places to dine while around Williamsburg and Newport News?

Carnival of the Blue #17

Carnival of the Blue #17 [300x300, 24K]Welcome to the 17th Carnival of the Blue. Getting a little later start to the Carnival this month so it can coincide with the 2nd annual International Cephalopod Awareness Day.

The idea of a blog carnival is to highlight the best blog posts on a specific theme during a given period of time. Someone collects all those posts and turns them into one uber-posting called a “carnival.” Thus the Blue Carnival is a community of ocean-related blogging and bloggers representing the other 70% of our planet. It was kicked off on World Ocean Day 2007 by Mark Powell (blogfish).

I am pleased and honored to host the Carnival of the Blue here at the Cephalopodcast Web Site this month. Any errors or omissions in this entry are my own. For corrections or additions, please contact me at pulpodcast [at] gmail . com.

It would not be a Carnival without exotic animals, so we start with a menagerie drifting in with this month’s collection:

Acclimatization

You may not have noticed, but it is political season in the United States. However, if you have been involved in this debate you may have heard John McCain repeatedly criticize the Federal government for spending millions of tax dollars on grizzly bear research. Now, I find some irony in a man who identifies so strongly with Teddy Roosevelt (eponym of the teddy bear) having a beef (or pork) with bear research. But rather than bore you with my op ed, I’ll let you consider an entry from James Hrynyshyn over at the Island of Doubt. He covered the issues of researching a bear of a different color, Ursus maritimus, the polar bear. Climate change denialists seem to believe polar bears can easily become solar bears. James is not so sure.

Another critter that can be found chilling up north and that warms my heart is the hook-nosed sea pig. Never heard of it? Head over to GrrlScientist to see one.

Around this time of year we usually start seeing snowbirds around Florida. But Corey Finger up in New York got a visitor from the other direction. Over at 10K Birds, he takes us along on the chase as he spots and photographs a Magnificent Frigatebird (Fregata magnificens) soaring around his area. Even in southwest Florida I rarely see these tropical seabirds so I still have to wonder what made this one wander so far out of his way. Guess it was not just the weather we were sending up north last month.

Regular readers of the Carnival know what a curious crew is at the helm of Deep Sea News. But this month Peter Etnoyer comes dangerously close to confessing vertebratophilia while working on the recent Deepwater Coral Expedition with NOAA. It seems he has gone crazy for catsharks (Scyliorhinus retifer). I usually think of the Pacific when anyone mentions these critters, but Peter says there are at least six species in the Gulf of Mexico. And he has made some egg-citing discoveries about them while collecting deep sea coral samples.

Fail Whales

When I first saw this picture of two dead whales, it looked weird to me, as if they were laid out on ice at a seafood counter. Turns out that’s not far off, as they were the targets of a Japanese research hunt and also the subject of a post by Mark Powell at blogfish. It seems Japanese scientist required a “representative” sample of at least 4500 specimens to figure out that whales are not as meaty as they once were. Sadly, it does not seem to be enough evidence to realize the paradox of killing hungry whales to feed an already well-fed population that is increasingly uninterested in the product.

The obvious relation between climate change and skinny whales has another, more oblique consequence that sounds dire for cetaceans. With warming water temperatures comes a well-established trend of more acidic levels in the world’s oceans. James Hrynyshyn has another entry on reasearch from the Geophysical Research Letters that shows the relationship between decreasing pH and the way that sound waves travel in the oceans. If you are a whale, you might want to listen to the results. And ocean acidification has another obvious and insidious effect. It eats coral. Or rather, it dissolves the calcium carbonate shells, tests and calyces of invertebrates like coral. It makes it harder for them to form (foram) their homes. And if you are a big animal that eats lots of little, hard-shelled animals, you might really be in double-jeopardy.

Finest of the Spineless

If you’ve had enough of vertebrates, then head over to The Oyster Garter, where Miriam offers relationship advice for the lonely invertebrate while reminding us that the only good kind of plastic found in the ocean is phenotypical. Blogging about recent tunicate research by A. J. Crean and D. J. Marshall, it seems there is an answer to the age-old question of how much squirt does a sea squirt squirt when a sea squirt does squirt squirt.

As I mentioned earlier, it is political season here in America. You may have also noticed that it is the International Cephalopod Appreciation Day? These two forces combined to give us a re-contribution by Mark Hall from the Daily Kos’ Marine Life Series. While Mark is on a well-earned election hiatus, he offers this re-entry on the eyes of the octopus.

Does this make an octopus’ eyes actually superior to ours? No. It can get away with this setup because the rods and cones face toward the light instead of away from the light like ours. Which means to get to these cells of ours, light has to pass through much more nerve and blood tissue as it is reflected off the back of the eye, which is what helps to increase the acuity of our sight. Although an octopus has very good eyesight at close range, it is very nearsighted and cannot see a thing past about eight feet.

If Mark’s absence has you jonesing for some sea life oddities be sure to check out Deep Sea News’ 27 Best Deep-Sea Species and Oceana’s Freaky Fish. They are both running a series of ooky-spooky critters during the next month.

Conservation Consternations

Rick MacPherson is constantly trying to disabuse us of the notion that his jetset lifestyle of international coral conservation is one filled with Mai Tais and lovely sunsets. Indeed, sometimes it seems to be as much about constipation as it does conservation. And this month he also reminds us that the most fragile thing in conservation is not always the natural systems themselves, but the hopes, dreams and trust of the local people charged with protecting them. So what happens when that trust is broken? Sadly, he recently had the occasion to find out.

As further evidence that Rick’s trips to the tropics are not always pleasant, he recently had to deal with the morality of moray mortality while on a trip to Bonaire. He also managed to make one of the most descriptive and distinktive tropes of this month’s carnival:

During a morning dive, a dive master found a recently deceased Spotted moray resting near the reef drop-off. With good intention, he brought it back to the dive boat in hopes of delivering the eel to the marine park authority for study. But with no means of temporary preservation in this tropical heat, a dead eel specimen rapidly degrades from fresh cadaver to a stinky wind-sock of liquefied goo (emphasis mine, JR). We looked for something to place the specimen in, but the only available storage was a cooler where cold drinks were stored. Not knowing what possible agent is at work in the moray deaths, it would be ill-advised to store a potentially infectious corpse where human food is also stored.

Chewswise.com is a delightfully double-entendric blog about sustainable food chains. This month Clare Leschin-Hoar rips a hole in a chef’s toque for knowingly serving bluefin tuna. Then she shows how to search restaurant menus on the Web to avoid eating endangered species. Personally, I can’t wait until this function is iPhone app-ified and tied into Google’s map API (he said, deliberately glancing towards Monterey). While I wait for that dreamy interactive mobile version, Monterey Bay Aquarium, the Blue Ocean Institute and the Environmental Defense Fund are working now on a new consumer guide for choosing sustainable sushi. It should be out on October 22 and you can read more about it at SeaNotes.

Over at the Intersection, Sheril Kirshenbaum notes that you can also choose to chew wisely by participating in a novel seafood program called Catch a Piece of Maine. By adopting your own lobster trap (and all the lobsters it catches) you can seize your seafood for an entire year and support a unique community-based fishery model that directly supports lobstermen. I wonder if this notion will be a success and spread.

Last month was the International Coastal Cleanup. Wallace J. Nichols reports that up to 90% of trash picked up is disposable, single-use plastic and gives some suggestions on ways of keeping plastic out of our oceans and out of the stomachs of sea creatures.

As individuals, we can easily reuse glass or metal water bottles, bring our own cups, carry a bamboo spork and stash reusable bags here and there for those times we need to carry things.  In our communities we can champion efforts to ban wasteful non-biodegradable single-use plastic and foam containers.  And we can support legislation that will help keep our ocean, beaches and river clean for future generations.

Finally, if you are unfamiliar with how big a problem plastic pollution is becoming, head over to Shifting Baselines. Randy Olson has a new video comparing the travels of two sailors rafting across the Pacific, their voyages set fifty years apart.

Dive in Again Next Month for Carnival of the Blue #18

Carnival of the Blue #18 will be hosted at the new digs of the Deep Sea News. Send your submissions to Mark Powell (blogfishx (at) gmail (dot) com). Remember to include: post author, URL and a brief description.

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2nd Annual (Unofficial) International Cephalopod Appreciation and Awareness Day, 10/8/2008

International Cephalopod Appreciation Day 2008

UPDATE: Thanks to everyone for pointing out I am an idiot and mixed up the date on the graphic. Fixed now more-or-less. Pardon while I wipe this embarrassment off my face. New graphics featured here.

cephalopodcast.com/octopusday

October 8, 2008 marks the 2nd Annual (Unofficial*) International Cephalopod Appreciation and Awareness Day (UICAAD), also referred to by some as Squid Day or Day of the Octopus.

  • There are over 700 species of cephalopods, which include animals like the nautilus, cuttlefish, octopus, and squid.
  • The original idea of celebrating cephalopod diversity started on The Octopus and News Magazine Web site (tonmo.com) back in 2007.
  • What better day to celebrate Octopus and Squid then on OCTOber 8, the eighth day of the 10th month of the year? Octopus have eight arms and squid and cuttlefish have eight arms and two tentacles, for a total of 10 appendages.

Top 10 Things You Can Do on Cephalopod Appreciation Day

  1. Make a Cephalopod
  2. Wear a Cephalopod
  3. Taste a Cephalopod
  4. Watch a Cephalopod
  5. Get a Cephalopod Tattoo
  6. Find a Fossil Cephalopod
  7. Engage in Proper Cephalopod Pluralization
  8. Read about cephalopods
  9. Write, draw, sing about Cephalopods
  10. Spread the Word about Cephalopod Appreciation Day!
    If you write a post about cephalopods today, let me know! Just like last year, I’ll be collecting links from around the Interweb at cephalopodcast.com/octopusday

THANKS! I ♥♥♥ Cephalopods

*It is still unofficial because no official governing body has (yet) made it a declaration.